Friday, February 25, 2005

SORRY

This is an actual post.
I saw a show last night and in this show cocorosie performed my favorite Damian Jurado song. It was like finding out that Jim Carrey is going to play Murdoch in an A-Team movie, only a billion times more beautiful and a lot less funny. Seeing as how I am not sure I know anyone who loves both Damian Jurado and cocorosie, I just need to project my excitement into space.
Note: That song was mearly the tip of an enormous iceburg of totally rad, best show ever. My only regret was going to Vyselka afterwards and eating a pound of beef, served "adrift" in Ukrainian "thicksauce". Now i have to buy a record player to play this LP of I am a Bird Now. I refused to listen to the songs before the show, and now I refuse to listen to them digitally. Aren't I cheeky?

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Skull Thursday

So Busy These Days!
the_beach_is_not_nice
This guy is a diligent tax-payer, neither flustered nor indignant when the forms pile up. A true stalwart of the old school of personal finance. He supports many charities, though each donation is small. He loves chicken cutlet on a hogie with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, and russian dressing.
Also: He loves cocaine! He really loves a perfectly timed bump. You see, every friday night is "family night", wherein the family goes to Chili's and enjoys a nice meal together. Even the soon-to-be surly teen son looks forward to it, since dad is so fun. Dad knows friday nights as "babyback and blow".

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Skull Thursday

SOMETHING ran out of batteries, so skull thursday has been cancelled this week.
In it's place, The Greatest Picture Ever Taken:
you_will_fall

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

IN, N0 IV

Brand Integritty
I am ingoring you
Transcript:
Foreground'st Man, Toph Bushwillow: "Sports & Panties"
Background'st Man, Tim Clam: "Brick & Airplane Seat"
Caption: "Fugitives of Desire"

NOTE: You can click on the image for some reference material regarding Tim Clam's current sitution.

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Skull Thursday

The frontispiece of a "Manhattan Diary 2005".
please_wake_up
Looks like a lovely young woman to me, after her skin falls off. The kind of lovely young woman who cares far more for falling asleep than she cares for waking up.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

IN no, 3

I'm not sure about the direction this is going!
youre_letting_it_get_to_you
Transcript:
Frame One:
Captain Le Moulis: "Well detective, how is the investegation[sic] going?"
Frame Two:
Detective Abbey de Bellocq: "It's odd[,] we can't find the victim's penis anywhere!"
Frame Three:
Captain Le Moulis: "Have you checked his pants?"

Thursday, February 03, 2005

Skull Thursday

A celebration:
ode_to_divorce
I bet this one was drawn by some scruffy intern that decorates his room with old skate board decks, has strong opinions about Air Jordans, and has actually said "bros before hoes" once or twice and meant it. What a loser.

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

IN No, 2

A Medick'l Circus
mamas_dont_let_yer_babies
Transcript:
Frame One:
Dr. Visual: "Well you're all checked up! You seem to be in perfect shape. Any other questions?"
Leon Format: "Nope"
Frame two:
Leon: "Well, umm actually, yes."
Frame Three:
Leon: "I've got this thing on my dick"
The Doctor appears shocked at this statement.