Thursday, January 27, 2005

Skull Thursday Eff Oh You Are!

What the Dickens? This One Appears to be a Celestianaught! Who wrote this?!?
Because in Space, "No one can hear your skin."

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

IN No, 1

This Week's installment, "The Anti-Advice League".
Frame one:
Charny: "So, are you commies gonna get a beer 2nite?"
Malm: "nah, I've become a woman hater in my day."
Frame two:
Charny: expresses great shock at woman hating comment by Malm, "!".
Malm: "Am I even the same person?"
Frame Three:
Charny: "You mean character?"
Malm: "What?"

Here it comes

The First True Webcomic, IN, will be posted at around 3pm EST (that's noon in Beverly Hills). I had Planned on Lighting it Up this morning, but Production has SPUN OUT OF CONTROL. Expect an EPIC MESS.

Friday, January 21, 2005

A Great Announcementing!

Next Tuesday. January 25th, will be the Grand Presentation of a Weekly "Webcomic".

This Webcomic shall be Titled:"In".
This Webcomic Promises the following, in Each Bifortnightly Installment:
1. Total Stylistic Inconsistancy
2. Inaccesablilty Bordering on a CONTEMPT for the Reader
3. Terribly Incogerented Rendering
4. Mostly White Space
5. An almost Palpable Sense of Haste in all aspects of Production
6. The Word "in" Cleverly Incorporated into each Disparingly Esoteric Comiplot.

Post Scrumf: Those unfamiliar with the Medium, should be Warned that "Webcomics" often have INSIGHT and HUMOR in such GREAT PROPORTION as to be Unsettling. Also to note that these Two Virtues are so Pefectly Wove, as to be Mysteriously Undescurnable from One-An-Other.

Thursday, January 20, 2005

Skull Tree

Here is Your Skull, since it is Thurfday, now Laugh It Up.

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

The De-Veiling!

I am going to Open the Doors to my Life, and let you all in! Due to much Protest and Agressive Request, I will allow you all to visit my Official Profile!

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Such Joyous!

This one appears to be watching the stars. He also appears to belong to the Pro-Magnum or Neo-Anglican family of Pre-Europeans. Perhaps he is waiting for a sign of the stalacmite that he has been praying for. The burning stalacmite will fall from the sky and bring destruction upon all the dinosaurs that are eating his maize.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Popular Shows

Kellie Afterthought and the Nevermind Circus
Estas Orillas con un Pollo
The Corner of 1st & 1st
Uptown Ratz
La Maison d'Or de Chien
Surely You Jest!
Velvet and Leather

Who Needs Sleep!?

Stay your Wonton Fidgeting, little ones, for there is but ONE DAY to go before SKULL THURSDAY. I am already Enjoyably Recepting HUNDREDS OF SUBMISSIVES. It seems that Many of you "Burrito Amigos" and "Problemettes" are very Excited about this New Holiday. Good Luck and GODSPEED!

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

As you may have noticed,

I have incredibly low standards when it come to what I will post on this site. With that in mind, imagine the state I must be in when i could not come up with a SINGLE idea for something to write about today. I was trying ALL FUCKING DAY, to think of some little sillyness to record. I got nothing people.

Friday, January 07, 2005

What am I Reading?

The Tower of Babylon by Mario Beefsteak (1957)
Even Lovers Die by Marlowewe Lewisman (late 17th century)
The Clock Struck Nighttime by Lorna Chase (1978)
After Bedtime by Powers Smooth (1962)
Stop Crying, I Hate You by Manhoor Varawan (1989)
You Can't Think Twice by Paul House (1981)
Midnight Snack by Madam Sabir Chaseman (1997)
Siren Thunder, Police Lightning by Johnson R. Castle III (1985)
Susan, Be Anthony by an anonymous author (1970)

Thursday, January 06, 2005

Skull Thursday

A new FEATURE here! Skull thursday! Every thursday a Skull, DRAWN by the author, for your amusement and educations.
This one seems to retain a bit of flesh about him. Also some of the residual spite and malice of life seems to be clinging to his bones! Happy Skull Thursday!