Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Sleep Easy This Holiday Seeznn

List of ten guilt-free holiday dishes for the Hybrid SUV set.
1.Vegan Blurkey
2. Soy-Based MDF Food Foundations
3. Tastee-Flavinoid Rice Bran Gravy
4. Flour-less, Suger-less, Fruit-less, Raw Pie-Loaf
6. GrainFoam Sausages*
7. VeggieKeretin Breakfast "Linques"
8. Macrobiotic Bionic Reduced Ion Noodle-Aire Stuffing**
9. Hershel's "Mennonite Breakfast" Brand Turn Key Turkey-less Turkey Dinner Kits
10. "Seitan's Flock" Family of Gluten Balloon Animals and Historic "Dinnerflatables"
11. Glen & Glen's "Exodus 10:17", "A Time Such As This", and "Lived a Full Life" Brands of Hybrid High-Bred "Willing Martyr" volunteer, bio-desiel shipped, certified suicide yardbirds. Each bird ships with its own biography and personality-matched simmerin' sauce.

*with six kinds of flavor strata
**now available at sea level


Happy Holidays from Outer Space.

Monday, November 28, 2005

Dear Friends, Vagabonds, Spambots,

"Main Street", a film about america, starring Kevin Costner, Judith Light, and Bruce Willis, with a sondtrack by James Taylor.
"I went to this movie." raves the New York Times.
The Chicago Sun-Times says "Now Playing".

So, if you click that picture, it'll take you to see others like it.
Why would you want to do that? Well, for one thing, it would allow to spend about ten minutes not thinking about grad school.