This guy is a diligent tax-payer, neither flustered nor indignant when the forms pile up. A true stalwart of the old school of personal finance. He supports many charities, though each donation is small. He loves chicken cutlet on a hogie with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, and russian dressing.
Also: He loves cocaine! He really loves a perfectly timed bump. You see, every friday night is "family night", wherein the family goes to Chili's and enjoys a nice meal together. Even the soon-to-be surly teen son looks forward to it, since dad is so fun. Dad knows friday nights as "babyback and blow".