Skull Thursday number four-tee billion
Uh oh, looks like Fatty McBoyfriend here spent all weekend playing video games, totally forgetting he told his girlfriend that this was going to be a special weekend. See, he spent all last weekend playing video games instead of spending any time all with his girlfriend. He said, "Honey, I've been waiting for months for this game to come out, next weekend will be special, I swear."
EDIT!!!- This isn't about me!! Jesus! I AM NOT FAT, and I only play video games when she is at work!!