Here in New York

We are encouraged, through ads, to stop smoking, to be nicer to each other, to not go crazy and kill ourselves, not to help the homeless, not to litter, not to run or be discourteous in the subway station, to attend classes, to support the Olympic efforts, etc.
I have a similar, PSA-esque request. Having lived in NYC for 7 months now I have noticed a peculiar, odeous, and unsanitary problem here.

New Yorkers, Please Stop Shitting Your Pants Prior to Shopping at Duane Reade.