obituary

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THE NAME GAME

1.YOUR PORN STAR NAME
(name of first pet + street you lived on growing up):
Jenny Boylston Belmont Grape Garfield Willow Ralston Battle Point Walnut

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME
(grandad's/Grandma's first name + favorite snack)
John Tequila

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME
(first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant)
W-2 Grotto

4. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME
(first initial + first four letters of your last name)
E YAKU

5. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME
(favorite animal + name of high school)
Ukari Mar Vista

6. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME
(middle name + hospital where you were born or place)
Varese Hollywood Court

7. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME
(name of sibling/parent [opposite sex] + best friend's last name)
Linda X

8. YOUR STAR WARS NAME
(first 3 letters of your last name + last 3 letters of mother's maiden)
Yak Ang

9. YOUR SECRET ORIENTAL POWER NAME
(Favorite Milke Shake Flavor + Last place you thought about murdering somebody)
Blackberry Sundance

10. MEGA-RAD/AWESOME TELEVISION NAME
(Middle name you made up, and used to tell people was your middle name + your reaction to seeing a vision of your death)
Bay Astonished

11. YOUR PLUMBER NAME
(Steven + Craig + Johnson)
Steven Craig Johnson

12. OH HOLY CHILDREN OF DISTANCE NAME
(Favorite Destiny's Child + Magical keychain power of your choice)
Beyonce Can Unlock Any Door

13. OH HONEY, JUST GOOGLE ME NAME
(Worst thing about Utah + Fave Irish County)
Cocktails Cork

14. WIDOWED IN '43 (THANKS HITLER) NAME
(Fave way to spell "milieu" + Any carwash in seattle)
Milly U. Pink Elephant