An RSVP from TODAY

Gone are the day when Computations were LABORIOUS and UNPLEASANT for the Individual, for We, in all HUMBLESS to GOD GRAYTE GLORY, Have improvved upon NATURE ITSELF with Today's New, Improved, Humanistic, and Empowering "WORKS STATION". BEHOLD, what was once performed with Pencil and Pen, Shall forthwith Be Perfomed on a Magical PHOSPHER/ELECTRIC COMPUTOR!
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And to also behold WISE WORDS INDEED...