Old Faithful

My bathtub magically filled itself up *from the drain*. Yes it's unique treats like this that make the world go around, and it really adds the New York flavor i like.
Later, more came up, it was thick, goopy. It had a few rubbery white chunks and I ended up with quite a pile of it.
Oddly, it had a very fresh smell, like men's deoderant.
If you are curious about the jar in the corner it is some tub of lady paste that my co-habitor likes to apply to her body. it is a mixture of flax, beepollen, heather, witch hazel, corn, salt from the dead, red, and caspian sea, kelp, keratin, penny royal, marthamble water, oil of ezekial, root of protestant comfrey, french clay, japanese sand, and pea-gravel from tierra del fuego.
Oh and the green color is from "clover-gumption".