tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85865562011-07-03T05:19:00.827-04:00<a href="http://burritoproblem.blogspot.com/" title="hey, jerky"><img src="http://photos21.flickr.com/34311041_8da66f9f11_o.jpg" width="586" height="327" alt="DILIO" /></a>lforneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18159804012283434398noreply@blogger.comBlogger1241100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586556.post-61980507898288033492008-04-26T16:48:00.001-04:002008-04-26T16:48:47.857-04:00

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I remember drinking with my friends while I had the house to myself for a few days, I was 16. The place wasn't trashed but the kitchen was pretty far gone. A sweet girl that a friend of mine was in love with that I never saw again told that me cleaning was fun when buzzed. We had a gallon jug of some nightmarish mixture of everything we could cull from various parental liquor cabinets without

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A toy car I improved:

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Please enjoy this picture.

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So check it! I can make commercials for taco bell now!!!!Or just make a bunch of noodly German-seeming installations where I try to figure out how to assemble a puzzle which will obviously be a big peace sign when i am done, but i can't put it together because it's too hard, like the pieces just won't fit.Yeah, that is exactly the sort of thing us new people do.

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It should be here any second.It bould she here any second.It bould she hEER many recond.GOD HELP ME bould she hEER many tranking number recond.GOD HELP ME bould she hEER many tranking number tranking number recond HURRY HURRY UP.AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH COME ON

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First off: I bought a jacket! oh damn! SWEET JACKET!I walked into a WESC shop a few months ago and thought "oh dear, this is totally working on me, they know how I am an idiot!" their steeze works on me I'm afraid, but hey man, what a jacket! I tried it on and thought "oh, i need to slam this." so i slammed it.Jacket:Secundo: Future content! In the coming weeks I might decide to pen a "Guide to

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I have admit it was getting pretty touch and go there, the week-long power outages, the 198 degree heat, etc. I really thought I'd had it with you.But there I was enjoying a fine beer on a fake beach, Franz Ferdinand or Modest Mouse or Wolf-something or other on a big sound system, looking across the cool water at the UN. I thought to myself "Kofi, damn, man, what are you gonna do"? An urban jet

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I and others spent the weekend on a river. Our host, a fellow classy enough to qualify as a role model, had lost his wife to cancer a mere year earlier. He is an adroit fisherman, who knows the river well.Remarking on the fact that the river was obscured by a few upstart bushes, though it was only a few yards from the meticulously screened porch we were reclining on, he said:"I used to keep the

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so, some friends got married, they asked me to do the business of marrying them. they went to a judge that afternoon, and then i made up a service (which is an adaptation of some Rainier Maria Rilke with a dab of Stevie Wonder at the end). the wedding consisted of a 50 or so person procession across the Manhattan bridge, a service at the big plaza/intersection on the Manhattan side, and then a

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awesome!so awesome!

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1.YOUR PORN STAR NAME(name of first pet + street you lived on growing up):Jenny Boylston Belmont Grape Garfield Willow Ralston Battle Point Walnut2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME(grandad's/Grandma's first name + favorite snack)John Tequila3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME(first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant)W-2 Grotto4. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME(first initial + first four letters of your last

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Happy something, and i hope you all get the chance to go to some little town and take pictures of animals.and eat insane cake

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My bathtub magically filled itself up *from the drain*. Yes it's unique treats like this that make the world go around, and it really adds the New York flavor i like.Later, more came up, it was thick, goopy. It had a few rubbery white chunks and I ended up with quite a pile of it.Oddly, it had a very fresh smell, like men's deoderant.If you are curious about the jar in the corner it is some tub

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Went to Virginia for a funeral because someone had died.Had a thought about rivers flowing into oceans, and how the mouths of rivers was where rivers died, and then, you know, became oceans. In this person's case it was the Shenandoah.

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List of ten guilt-free holiday dishes for the Hybrid SUV set.1.Vegan Blurkey2. Soy-Based MDF Food Foundations3. Tastee-Flavinoid Rice Bran Gravy4. Flour-less, Suger-less, Fruit-less, Raw Pie-Loaf6. GrainFoam Sausages*7. VeggieKeretin Breakfast "Linques"8. Macrobiotic Bionic Reduced Ion Noodle-Aire Stuffing**9. Hershel's "Mennonite Breakfast" Brand Turn Key Turkey-less Turkey Dinner Kits10. "

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Happy Holidays from Outer Space.

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"Main Street", a film about america, starring Kevin Costner, Judith Light, and Bruce Willis, with a sondtrack by James Taylor."I went to this movie." raves the New York Times.The Chicago Sun-Times says "Now Playing".So, if you click that picture, it'll take you to see others like it.Why would you want to do that? Well, for one thing, it would allow to spend about ten minutes not thinking about

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Part One,Things from earlier generations, and my opinion.-Musicians whose significance I understand, and that I also enjoy:Jimi HendrixBob DylanThe BandJoni MitchellThe Rolling Stones-Musicians whose significance I accept, but do not care for:The Beach BoysJanis JoplinJoan BaezNeil Young-Musicians whose significance I begrudginly admit to, despite how I detest them:Leonard CohenThe DoorsBee

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click on the picture for a headache!

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Like any good man, I spend my sundays lodging mints into a screen and going to yoga.

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That shoe, which is a strappy yellow heel number with a very odd flesh colored "foot bodice" thing that covers the ankle, is inches away from plummeting 66 stories, to its death.

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United Brothers Fruit has many mottos:United Brothers Fruit, Fresh, or Not At AllIf you want the best fruit, go to United Brothers Fruit, if not, don't.If the fruit has to be good, United Brothers Fruit is the place to get it.You can-not purchase bad fruit at United Brothers Fruit, in fact, you can't even find any of it here.

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That there is a digital pinhole camera image.

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It's cool, freaks like to get shot, it say so in the Biiiiiiible.

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glory be

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What, from a technical standpoint, dictates the shape of that star, or halo, around the streetlight? That shot is a 30 second exposure at f36, ISO equiv 200.

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Those are very important shoes, I can't tell you about them.

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Demi doesn't look very pregnant to me.

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FLY TEAM!

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Stereo pair, cross-your-eyes style.

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What with all this talk of "New York City" of late. I feel compelled to offer a primer in the unique geography of this city:1. Bonertown2. Crapville3. Buttland4. Armpit City5. Underwear Island

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Can skulls get married?Food for thought (think about it, won't you?)!

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What?

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"What have you been up to today?""Well, after work, I had to do a little bit of the old scratch n' twist.""I do not not know that is.""Shielded wire, terminal blocks, you do the math.""You are completely insufferable."

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I have decided to go back to school, I will persue a Master's Degree in Authenticity.

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Click to enlargen the image, thereby increasing the information.

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That red light is not a sunset, it is the glow from the river of lava has replaced the east river. It's that hot.

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A weekend spent sitting in a french chair, taking pictures of whatever was above my head. There were aspens above my head.

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Ever wonder what this looks like from the ground?

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I have a digital camera again:I will be adding a dedicated photo area to the already impressive Burrito Problem Plaza.It will need a name. I have narrowed it down to 19 choices, thoughts?The American MileFish NowStreet ShotzStop Stealing My Ideas, GlenUncle Boat's Posphor ShowWait, What? (or, Lights, Camera, Wait, What?)Photos for Bettie (Why is she always crying?)Fame GrabKennedy Fried

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The city I used to live in, had some places:The Shabby Crab's, run down pacific theater themed liquory, extensive collection of flotsam, great fries.Donovan's on Division, dreary dive adopted by young creative class homeowners, home of "Fucking Budweiser Fridays".Soapcheese aka Love Shack, mirrored mosaics and plastic figurines everywhere, closed since 96.The Mockingbird, former all-ages venue,

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My little Minox Model C was stolen a while back and I recently realized I cannot live without one. After making a few losing bids on Ebay, I realized "Oh, I live in New York." So I went out and bought one for $109 on west 19th, then went up to 34th street and bought a few rolls of film and a battery for $30. Oh what to take pictures of on a sweltering Sunday? The Pride Parade!!! Cities like

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Yeah man so like I've just been feeling too light and breezy to make comics or skulls. Being dreadful is a wintertime activity I guess. "Whevs".Day before yesterday, I decided to make a hut for my fish, Frederico. Lady and I had quite the stunning shell collection from our beachcombing days down in Florida. First I soaked the shells all day, so that there wouldn't be any salt to bother my

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So, I spent 8 days on the beach, and let me tell a you a few things about Florida USA. As you may know, "o'clock" is short for "of the clock", well, in 1926, John Ringling of circus fame, a major player in the Florida scene, had had enough of this. John felt that "of the clock" was grammatically "unamerican", he preferred "by the clock". So in Florida, everyone says "b'clock". For example: "happy

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WILL RETURN JUNE SEVENTH STOP MUST ATTEND WEDDING STOP BRIEF DAIQUIRI REVIEWS MAY BE POSTED FROM TROPICS STOP GOD IS LOVE FULL STOP

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Another submission, from a reader.

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A very generous friend sent me an illustration of me at my 10 year High School Reunion, for use as today's Skull Thursday.Click above image for a larger, less small version.

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So I finally decided to use one of the thousands of reader submitted Thursday Skulls.So, to all you out there that have submitted, keep your hopes up!

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All my equipment is messed up, so, in Skull Thursday's stead, a shitty fantasy vignette:Lord Ajjinor-Mull withdrew his blade from the now cloven raiment and vestrycloth of Undwyn the Dead. Sheathing the Nameless Butcher, he leaned down and clinched his fist about the fell amulet that did now burn Undwyn's throatpiece. Lo, he did not loosen his grip until his steed did pass into Hidden Valley, and

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Transcript:Frame one:Brad Pencil: "Oh man, I can't believe it, I lost my car! (so embarrasing)"Braunwin Pall-O-Mine: "Is it that red one?"Frame two:Sir B. P'cil: "You mean this one? The one I am standing right in front of?"Sir B. P'ine: "Yeah!"Frame three:There is to be no dialog in frame three.Frame four:Sir Brad "Deranger's Bane" Pencil: "NO!!"

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Oh this is cute. Portnoy Skeleton was at home one evening doing his taxes and he was all:"Wait, the line 45 of the Partial Resident is the total of lines 30 through 45 on the IT-220. But what about the income I earned in Oregon? When does that get subtracted from my New York State income totals. Oh holy shit, There is a line for City income taxHOLD THE PHONE, FUCK THIS SHIT..."He jumps in his

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Klassic Komedy Kut, from "the past".Transcript:Frame one:Aeowynne the Lonely Magi: "MMM MARY!!"Frame two:Buffrin-of-the-Lane: "Wait what?"Frame three:1985 Ford Paramour: "I'm a car!"Frame four:Neighbor Steve: "If you didn't want me to come over to your house, why did you drop that reciept on the floor of freddies after buying all the Best Foods? I can't live lik this you [illegible] me sick, my

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Special Friday Edition.

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Dear oh dear.Transcript:Frame one:C. Christian Jameson Thomas: "Not goin' out this way"Frame two:Juztinn: "No? Why not?"Frame three:C.C.J.T.: "I am a mercinary, I am in dungarees. I am a shakedown cruise for your identity!"

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Well sure he's wearing a cowboy top hat and a wine bottle.

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Do you know what? I don't feeling like drwing today, it's too "taxing".

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Boy, he looks happy, I bet a real nice thing just occured.

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White Horse 1977-2005It was a big white Cadillac that I grew very attached to.It was won in a raffle, in the summer of 99. It was driven to coast to coast 5 times, and had accrued 60,000 of it’s 107,000 miles in the 6 years I owned it.It passed the 100k mark in 2001, just outside of Portland, Oregon, at the end of what I swore would be the last long trip I would take it on. It was junked in

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Lactic, yet vegetal.Uh oh, looks like Fatty McBoyfriend here spent all weekend playing video games, totally forgetting he told his girlfriend that this was going to be a special weekend. See, he spent all last weekend playing video games instead of spending any time all with his girlfriend. He said, "Honey, I've been waiting for months for this game to come out, next weekend will be special, I

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This comic appeared about 60% of the way through a very XtreemDrunk weekend.I am so cool. There will be no transcript!!

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Jarmy here hails from Northframpton, and he wishes you a big ole "come alive"! 

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Wow, I am really getting the hang of the this cartooning thing.Also, what hell is UP with all this theme, people?Transcript:Frame 1:Murry Marlow (Host): "Tonight, we have two guests, Luke Perry and Joe Cocker"Frame 2:Host: "the first question is for luke, Do you have a nickname for your penis?"Frame 3:Luke Perry: "Joe Cocker"Host and Joe Cocker, simultaneously:"What?"

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IN number 6 or 7 or whatever will arrive later today, i am feeling a little unneccasary at the moment. For now I have a challenge for all you faithless readers out there. I will select the best entry over a mug of Hornitos, and the winner will recieve seven dollars and whatever's left on my back-up metrocard.The Challenge:Write an medium length book (700-900 pages) garnering great critical

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Well due to a firestorm of complaints regarding the tardiness of this week's Skull Thurday, this is all you're getting:I swear, if I hear one more complaint, I will put the blind to your eyes.I am not made of skulls.Peace Out.Much love.xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoTTFNWe are, Yours, Etc.,Eb3mnlt "OK, my bad" Pinch-Crimp, Larry Obeloiden "Whitey Two-Tone" von Genschelar Forney.Signed this March Eleven, at

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Now I'll admit that for us jaded New Yorkers, a celebrity sighting is really no big deal. I am always runnning into SJP at the local Sally's, Vince Vaughn at the Planned Parenthood, or even Mark Levinson at Craft. And us Jaded New Yorkers are used to partying with Interpol on a sunday, getting our eyes waxed by the drummer from Dungen on moving L train, or just kicking back with Ana Mendieta on a

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This is a Real Downtown Bar Napkin Scratching!Transcript:Text: "Larger Than Life"Coloration sub-text: Au JusNote:The image has been digitally enhanced to accentuate au jus.

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We are encouraged, through ads, to stop smoking, to be nicer to each other, to not go crazy and kill ourselves, not to help the homeless, not to litter, not to run or be discourteous in the subway station, to attend classes, to support the Olympic efforts, etc.I have a similar, PSA-esque request. Having lived in NYC for 7 months now I have noticed a peculiar, odeous, and unsanitary problem

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This one is a Cro-Lesbian from the Late Piezozioc Era. This era happened billion longer ago in history than the present day. Before Applebee's, before ice cream. All they had was guitars, guitars and fire, they were forces to survive on tar and cacti. The Cro-Lesbian were also forced to endure fierce competition for resources from the Holmgreen's. This competition was not to subside until the

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I utilize many services...Grampy Cramps Nut Butters, Frozen Wastes Packet and Tramp Line, K-Maro's Violent Solutions LLC., North Store Crime Waivers, The Jambly Ramblers' Lawn Care n' Fight Service, J'Tem Du Suisse Y Morose LTD., Pollo y Mas Supplies, Prawn King Holdings, Eddies' Dockering and Portable Tie-Down Demos.I enjoy eating out and drinking in bars....Double Sour, on Steinway. "It's on

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This is an actual post.I saw a show last night and in this show cocorosie performed my favorite Damian Jurado song. It was like finding out that Jim Carrey is going to play Murdoch in an A-Team movie, only a billion times more beautiful and a lot less funny. Seeing as how I am not sure I know anyone who loves both Damian Jurado and cocorosie, I just need to project my excitement into space.Note:

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So Busy These Days!This guy is a diligent tax-payer, neither flustered nor indignant when the forms pile up. A true stalwart of the old school of personal finance. He supports many charities, though each donation is small. He loves chicken cutlet on a hogie with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, and russian dressing.Also: He loves cocaine! He really loves a perfectly timed bump. You see, every friday

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SOMETHING ran out of batteries, so skull thursday has been cancelled this week.In it's place, The Greatest Picture Ever Taken:

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Brand IntegrittyTranscript:Foreground'st Man, Toph Bushwillow: "Sports & Panties"Background'st Man, Tim Clam: "Brick & Airplane Seat"Caption: "Fugitives of Desire"NOTE: You can click on the image for some reference material regarding Tim Clam's current sitution.

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The frontispiece of a "Manhattan Diary 2005". Looks like a lovely young woman to me, after her skin falls off. The kind of lovely young woman who cares far more for falling asleep than she cares for waking up.

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I'm not sure about the direction this is going! Transcript: Frame One: Captain Le Moulis: "Well detective, how is the investegation[sic] going?" Frame Two: Detective Abbey de Bellocq: "It's odd[,] we can't find the victim's penis anywhere!" Frame Three: Captain Le Moulis: "Have you checked his pants?"

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A celebration: I bet this one was drawn by some scruffy intern that decorates his room with old skate board decks, has strong opinions about Air Jordans, and has actually said "bros before hoes" once or twice and meant it. What a loser.

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A Medick'l Circus Transcript: Frame One: Dr. Visual: "Well you're all checked up! You seem to be in perfect shape. Any other questions?" Leon Format: "Nope" Frame two: Leon: "Well, umm actually, yes." Frame Three: Leon: "I've got this thing on my dick" The Doctor appears shocked at this statement.

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What the Dickens? This One Appears to be a Celestianaught! Who wrote this?!? Because in Space, "No one can hear your skin."

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This Week's installment, "The Anti-Advice League". Transcript: Frame one: Charny: "So, are you commies gonna get a beer 2nite?" Malm: "nah, I've become a woman hater in my day." Frame two: Charny: expresses great shock at woman hating comment by Malm, "!". Malm: "Am I even the same person?" Frame Three: Charny: "You mean character?" Malm: "What?"

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The First True Webcomic, IN, will be posted at around 3pm EST (that's noon in Beverly Hills). I had Planned on Lighting it Up this morning, but Production has SPUN OUT OF CONTROL. Expect an EPIC MESS.

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Next Tuesday. January 25th, will be the Grand Presentation of a Weekly "Webcomic". This Webcomic shall be Titled:"In". This Webcomic Promises the following, in Each Bifortnightly Installment: 1. Total Stylistic Inconsistancy 2. Inaccesablilty Bordering on a CONTEMPT for the Reader 3. Terribly Incogerented Rendering 4. Mostly White Space 5. An almost Palpable Sense of Haste in all aspects of

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Here is Your Skull, since it is Thurfday, now Laugh It Up.

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I am going to Open the Doors to my Life, and let you all in! Due to much Protest and Agressive Request, I will allow you all to visit my Official Profile!

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The Second True SKULL THURSDAY This one appears to be watching the stars. He also appears to belong to the Pro-Magnum or Neo-Anglican family of Pre-Europeans. Perhaps he is waiting for a sign of the stalacmite that he has been praying for. The burning stalacmite will fall from the sky and bring destruction upon all the dinosaurs that are eating his maize.

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